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Title: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on June 28, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
for sure may mga rules kayo sa mga ibang taong gumagamit ng bathroom... it has to be (what)?

Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: david on June 30, 2009, 06:56:28 PM
anong rules? sample?
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on July 01, 2009, 12:22:32 AM
Quote from: david on June 30, 2009, 06:56:28 PM
anong rules? sample?

kunwari yung toilet paper must be over rather than under (if you get what i mean)
toilet seat must be always clean, no spots of urine, no pubic hair etc.
always flush after use
soaps / shampoo are placed back on the rack and not left on the floor

these type of rules... hehe
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: makotoken on July 10, 2009, 11:17:02 PM
Quote from: Kilo 1000 on June 30, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
1. Wash your hands before leaving the room
2. Clean your mess on the floor especially if its wet
3. You may vomit/puke/retch on the toilet if you need to but DO NOT MISS.
4. You cannot sleep inside the bathroom
5. Reading inside is allowed if there is no line waiting outside.
6. You cannot share used towels, but you can ask for a clean one.
7. NO SEX INSIDE THE BATHROOM, I DO NOT EVEN CARE IF ITS TO TAKE REVENGE ON YOUR BOYFRIEND/LOVER/GIRLFRIEND! AND NO YOU CANNOT USE MY BED. GET OUT!
8. Always leave the exhaust open after using the bathroom.
9. You may use the soap, shampoo, conditioner, and toilet paper. You do not have to ask me for those because I will always say yes.
10. In case of an emergency, you can call my attention. If you're naked and cannot help yourself to cover up, warn me ahead of time.

pareho tayo sa #2. #4 is funny XD

ayaw ko rin magshare ng towels, pasa-pasa ng libag iyan eh

#8 is a must!

hmmmm.... We have our own shampoos and soaps. No borrowing unless they ran out and are willing to buy themselves new ones
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: HampasLupa on July 28, 2009, 04:27:40 PM
"sit like a king, not like a jester"
"you have a small penis and a I have a big circular toilet bowl, there's no reason to miss the shot"
"girls don't mix or put your bottle of vaginal wash with my bottles of aftershave and mouth wash" ;D
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on July 28, 2009, 10:54:59 PM
OT: hampaslupa, gurl ka ba? girls will never understand some things when men urinate. hehehe
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on February 19, 2011, 11:41:58 PM
QuoteWash your hands before leaving the room

This!

There are a lot of people who don't. That's why when using a public restroom, I try to avoid touching the door knob or handle, because God-knows-what microorganisms might be breeding there.  :o

About toilet paper, there's an advantage if it is over - you can use one hand to tear.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: Luc on February 20, 2011, 12:32:45 AM
OT lang saglit ha. Trivia: Your cellphone houses more colonies of microorganism than the common toilet seat. :) Agree?

OnT: Keep the floor dry and clean as much as possible. Also, place/return things to their proper places (e.g. soap sa soap dish, soiled towels sa hamper, trash sa trash can).
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on February 20, 2011, 12:54:51 AM
^ OT: Don't know if true, kasi maraming mga internet trivias like that. In one version cellphone is replaced by dish washing sponge.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: Luc on February 20, 2011, 12:58:42 AM
^^(OT) Uu, marami. In the end, their point is that cellphones are dirtier than you think. I swab my keypads with alcohol every now and then :)
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: pinoybrusko on February 20, 2011, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: angelo on June 28, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
for sure may mga rules kayo sa mga ibang taong gumagamit ng bathroom... it has to be (what)?




yung bowl at sink may tapakang malinis na soft cotton mat sa floor
yung shower area may tapakang rubber mat sa floor para di madulas
lagi may lamang tissue yung holder
lagi malinis ang lababo
lagi malinis ang bowl, punas agad for traces of urine and hairs
yung mirror lagi malinis at walang white spots
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: bukojob on February 20, 2011, 09:41:41 PM
dry area should be dry at all times
no smoking inside the bathroom
keep the toilet clean
always remove the clogged hair in the tub/bath
do not leave your hygienic stuff in the lavatory area
yan yung basics...
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 21, 2011, 09:51:28 AM
I usually cry in the bathroom.. Kase walang room sa house namin other than COMFORT ROOM. Haha!
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on February 22, 2011, 10:08:58 AM
Quote from: fox69 on February 21, 2011, 01:05:30 AM
Quote from: pinoybrusko on February 20, 2011, 05:44:29 PM
Quote from: angelo on June 28, 2009, 09:13:44 PM
for sure may mga rules kayo sa mga ibang taong gumagamit ng bathroom... it has to be (what)?




yung bowl at sink may tapakang malinis na soft cotton mat sa floor
yung shower area may tapakang rubber mat sa floor para di madulas
lagi may lamang tissue yung holder
lagi malinis ang lababo
lagi malinis ang bowl, punas agad for traces of urine and hairs
yung mirror lagi malinis at walang white spots


carl, white spots??? saan galing?  hehehe

hahaha. kapag tumalsik yung water and natuyo, may white spots / dots naiiwan..
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: pinoybrusko on February 23, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
uu tama si angelo, alam ko ang iniisip mo fox hahahaha

sometimes, moist ang mirror dahil I'm using hot/cold water sa lababo so it leaves a foggy mirror afterwards.

nakalimutan ko idagdag, clean also the transparent door of the shower area for traces of water spots, soaps, etc.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 23, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
ang tinde nmn ng pagkaka-squirt nun. hehehehe!
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 23, 2011, 06:03:19 PM
Quote from: fox69 on February 23, 2011, 06:01:18 PM
Quote from: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 23, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
ang tinde nmn ng pagkaka-squirt nun. hehehehe!

baka sobrang haba kaya malayo ang reach :P :P :P

parang sa barrel lang ng baril ah..

hehehe. malamang pwedeng i-calculate ang recoil force nito..  :P :P
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on February 25, 2011, 08:52:59 AM
Quote from: pinoybrusko on February 23, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
uu tama si angelo, alam ko ang iniisip mo fox hahahaha

sometimes, moist ang mirror dahil I'm using hot/cold water sa lababo so it leaves a foggy mirror afterwards.

nakalimutan ko idagdag, clean also the transparent door of the shower area for traces of water spots, soaps, etc.

gamit na lang ng squigee.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on March 24, 2011, 10:48:43 AM
Medyo OT, but still in the bathroom domain -

- How do you prevent sprinkles?
- How do you prevent splashbacks?
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: jamapi on March 24, 2011, 10:54:20 AM
panung splashbacks? gara kasi ng banyo namin may pintuan pa sa loob dun yung liguan/shower para di basa sa labas eh bato bato kasi yung exterior ng cr tas may halahalaman pa


nanay ko may pasimuno niyan wala akong ka taste taste pagdating sa bahay  :P :P :P
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on March 24, 2011, 11:06:56 AM
^ You know, when using the urinal, when your pee hits the porcelain, sometimes it splashes back. It also happens when using the bowl when your pee hits the porcelain or water.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 24, 2011, 11:10:29 AM
dpat hinde mag-9-90 degrees ung angle ng pagtama ng ihi. (<-- math n nmn?)else splash.. Dpat eh pahapyaw lang..
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: jamapi on March 24, 2011, 11:13:28 AM
ah yun pala yun. siguro dapat hinay hinay lang?  :P :P
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: ctan on March 24, 2011, 08:36:58 PM
Got this from Gerry's near ABSCBN:

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Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on March 24, 2011, 10:49:47 PM
Quote from: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 24, 2011, 11:10:29 AM
dpat hinde mag-9-90 degrees ung angle ng pagtama ng ihi. (<-- math n nmn?)else splash.. Dpat eh pahapyaw lang..

dapat ata asymptotic to the porcelain ;D
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on March 25, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
Quote from: carpediem on March 24, 2011, 10:48:43 AM
Medyo OT, but still in the bathroom domain -

- How do you prevent sprinkles?
- How do you prevent splashbacks?

ano yung sprinkles?

sa splashback? if peeing on a toilet bowl, hit the perimeter of the water.
kapag urinal, depende sa urinal. usually the new ones that are quite open/flat and waterless tend to have a lot of splashback no matter which direction (based on my own observation). parang walang iwas. but the ones that are traditionally shaped have none, as long as aimed to the drain or to the sides.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 25, 2011, 09:35:04 AM
sa gilid aq ng urinal umiihe.. or ung corner.. wala nmng tumatalsik.. tignan q s iba.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on March 25, 2011, 10:41:14 AM
Quote from: angelo on March 25, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
ano yung sprinkles?

when you sprinkle on the sides of the bowl. also when your stream is like a shower sprinkle which is harder to aim

which brings me to another question: what affects the stream? how do you avoid the shower sprinkle?
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 25, 2011, 10:44:02 AM
^^ hinde nmn ba ito ung twin-fire..
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: angelo on March 26, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
Quote from: carpediem on March 25, 2011, 10:41:14 AM
Quote from: angelo on March 25, 2011, 06:17:35 AM
ano yung sprinkles?

when you sprinkle on the sides of the bowl. also when your stream is like a shower sprinkle which is harder to aim

which brings me to another question: what affects the stream? how do you avoid the shower sprinkle?

im also bothered. sometimes with that situation. usually during the first pee in the morning.
i just make sure i have "full control" of the gun before it fires, which can minimize ill-effects of the sprinkles.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: joshgroban on March 26, 2011, 08:13:19 AM
basta buga na wala nang rules rules hahaha
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: pinoybrusko on March 26, 2011, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: carpediem on March 24, 2011, 10:48:43 AM
Medyo OT, but still in the bathroom domain -

- How do you prevent sprinkles?
- How do you prevent splashbacks?


hahaha. siguro para 100% walang sprinkles or splashbacks sa bowl, umupo ka sa bowl saka ka umihi  ;D
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: joshgroban on March 27, 2011, 04:47:56 PM
mwahaha...natawa ko
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: carpediem on March 27, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
eh won't it reduce your masculinity? lol
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: joshgroban on March 27, 2011, 05:23:38 PM
bat naman... wala namang mali at tama sa mga routines natin privately...nakakatawa lang pag nalalaman  hehe
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: pinoybrusko on March 27, 2011, 05:40:07 PM
Quote from: carpediem on March 27, 2011, 05:15:32 PM
eh won't it reduce your masculinity? lol


no. you're just avoiding sprinkles and splashbacks. e di pag may nakakita sabihin mo tumatae ka na din  :D
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 27, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
HahahahHHa!!!! Insane ng idea. Hehehehehehehehehe!!!

Pag nakaupo eh jahawakan mo p dn ang tite mo pra
hinde maihian ung rim ng inidoro.., you need
to atleast 'payukuin' mo xa...
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: Luc on April 14, 2011, 12:12:04 PM
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:D ;D :P
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: incognito on February 11, 2012, 02:30:14 PM
kailangan malalim ang hukay. tabunan  pagkatapos gamitin ang banyo bilang respeto sa susunod na gagamit.
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: vir on February 12, 2012, 05:24:12 AM
basta kailangan lng iflush after use..
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: cslsyzner on July 12, 2012, 11:28:02 AM
mabango at malinis...  ;)
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: Isamu on July 12, 2012, 05:05:26 PM
Quote from: marvinofthefaintsmile on March 27, 2011, 08:44:00 PM
HahahahHHa!!!! Insane ng idea. Hehehehehehehehehe!!!

Pag nakaupo eh jahawakan mo p dn ang tite mo pra
hinde maihian ung rim ng inidoro.., you need
to atleast 'payukuin' mo xa...

payukuin talaga? xD
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: marvinofthefaintsmile on July 12, 2012, 06:44:08 PM
up corse!
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: jelo kid on July 12, 2012, 08:27:55 PM
di dapat mawalan ng shampoo!hehe:D
Title: Re: your bathroom rules:
Post by: bobbylost on July 12, 2012, 11:43:44 PM
1. Maliwanag
2. Malinis
3. May salamin
4. Sarado yung pinto pagkatapos gumamit
5. Walang talsik ng kung ano-ano sa toilet sit and lalo na sa sahig...
Minsan di talaga maiiwasan, at least man lang buhusan...
6. Malinis yung lababo...