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-Love
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at kahit anong quotes pa na sa tingin nyo makakapagpasaya sa kanya or sa atin :D
Teacher (asked a kid): If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1, how many would be left?
Kid: None, as others will fly.
Teacher: The answer is 4, but i like the way you think.
Kid: Mam! If 3 women are eating ice cream; 1Licking, 1Biting & 1Sucking, Who among them is married?
Teacher (Nervously answered): Well, the one sucking the cone.
kid: No! you're wrong. The one with wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think mam.
ehehe
-from jon :D
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don't make it a habit bcoz I'm not free every night.
"Its quite ironic that, in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong is the actually you weakness"
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?!
Inday: because I don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothing ...
ehehe :D
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
:D
Magsusuicide si pedro, pag akyat sa building pumikit at sinabi "Lord, please give me a sign!" Pag mulat ng mata, billboard ni NIKE: "JUST DO IT!"
:D
Isang gabi, sumakay ako ng jeep,
lahat ng pasahero ay nakatingin sakin. Walang umiimik.
Sinubukan ko magbayad pero pero hindi nila inaabot ang pera ko.
kinalibutan ako.
May isang matandang bumulong sakin
"Hindi ka dapat naririto, bumaba ka na bago ka magsisi"
Napalunok ako, "Ano hong ibig nyo sabihin?"
"Inarkila namin to!"
ehehe :D
from ctan
"Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius
^^ I like this thread.
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew." :(
Quote from: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 17, 2011, 05:09:19 PM
^^ I like this thread.
share ka na.. ehehe.. ganito nagagawa ng walang magawa :D
Perhaps not to be is to be without your being
It follows that I am, because you are
It follows from "you are," that I am,
and we,
And, because of love, you will, I will,
We will, come to be
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
:D
sa isang restaurant
Waiter: Sir, ano po yung order nyo?
Matandang Costumer: bigyan mo ako ng isang beef steak
Waiter: sige sir, wait lang po
(after 30mins)
Matandang Costumer(galit): WAITER!!!! Bakit ang tigas ng beef steak nyo?!
Waiter: (tinikman ang steak) Hindi naman sir ah.
Matandang Costumer: Malamang hindi na. Kasi kanina ko pa yan nginunguya..
Waiter: :o
ehehe :D
Kordapya: Mokong, hulaan ko ulam mo kanina...
Mokong: Kaya mo? sige nga....
Kordapya: Hmmm.. may tingi ka ng malunggay sa ngipin.. siguro tinola no?
Mokong: Uhm.. Tama ka pero Mali pa rin..
Kordapya: Panong naging tama pero mali?
Mokong: Tama ka, na ang inulam ko Tinola kaya may Tinga ako sa ngipin.. pero mali ka kasi kahapon pa yun.. ??? :-X
BAD NEWS:
KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw....
"Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito,
'yungkatiwala niyo sa
bahay-bakasyunan niyo."
"O, Mr. Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka?
Mayproblema ba?
"Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo
nanamatay ang
alaga niyong parrot."
"'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo
sabird show?
"Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na nga po."
"Putris ...
sayang! Ang laki pa naman ng nagastos kosa ibong
'yon. Hay,
buhay! Teka, ano nga ba ang
ikinamatay niya?"
"E, kumain po kasi ng bulok na karne...."
"Bulok na karne? At sino namang salbaheng tao
angnagpakain sa
kanya ng bulok na karne?"
"W-Wala po. Nanginain po siya ng karne ng isang
patayna kabayo."
"Patay na kabayo? Anong patay na kabayo, Mr
Arnaldo?"
"E, 'yun pung mga thoroughbred horses niyo, Sir.
Namatay po
kasi lahat sila sa pagod, kahihila ng
kariton ng tubig."
"Nasisiraan ka na ba ng bait? Anong kariton ng
tubbbiiiiggggg?"
"'Yun pong pinampatay namin ng sunog."
"Diyos ko po! Anong sunog naman 'yang pinagsasasabi
mo?"
"'Yun pong halos tumupok sa bahay niyo.... Tumumba
po'yung isang
nakasinding kandila, tapos nagliyab 'yung
kurtina at mabilis na kumalat ang apoy...."
"Ano? Puuut.... E, may kuryente naman diyan
sabahay-bakasyunan,
a. Parasaan 'yung kandila?"
"Para sa burol po."
"Ano? Kaninong burol?
"Sa nanay n'yo po, Sir. Bigla kasi siya dumating
ditonu'ng isang
gabi, walang kaabi-abiso. Lampas
hatinggabi na. Akala ko po magnanakaw. Binaril ko."
;D