any joke that you have? kahit sobrang corny, SHARE NAMAN DIYAN!!
wala..jjejeje ;D
niyek. sayang naman...
KRIS: Magandang gabi, mga kapamilya. Sa game nshow na ito, importante ang sagot sa nag-iisang katanungang, 'Deal or No Deal?' Ang ating player ngayong gabi ay walang iba kundi ang fastest-rising household services manager na si Inday!
[Umentra si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao.]
KRIS: Ok, Inday, choose a briefcase.
INDAY: Kris, I would opt for case #4 please
KRIS: Briefcase # 4... si Sharmel. Inday, matanong ko lang, how did you come up with the number 4?
INDAY: Oh, do you really want to know, Kris?
KRIS: Oo naman. I'm sure, kaya ko namang maintindihan 'yung sasabihin mo, eh.
INDAY: The number 4 was acquired based on a probability distribution function that involves integrating up to an area greater than or equal to that random number which should be generated between 0 and 1 for proper distributions.
KRIS: Ok, Inday, choose 6 briefcases to open.
INDAY: I would opt for 7, 24, 12, 2, 15 and 20.
KRIS: Wait lang, Inday. Usually, isa-isa lang ang pagbubukas natin ng case...
INDAY: Why is that? As if I can change the outcome if we're to open a case each time I blurt out a number as opposed to opening each case immediately one after the other right?
KRIS: Hayyy... babaguhin pa talaga mechanics? (bulong sa sarili) Anwyay, di bale na lang nga... tuloy tayo. Number 7. Natalie, buksan na!
[Sumigaw ang udience ng, "LOWER! LOWER!"]
INDAY: (tahimik)
KRIS: Teka lang, bago natin buksan... Inday, usually ang mga contestant natin ay sumisigaw ng 'LOWER' every time magbubukas ng case.
INDAY: Kris, I guess that's not the way I was taught in grade school. You see, I was taught that we should only use the comparative form of the word or add 'ER' to the adjective if we are comparing two things. And since it is only the first briefcase that we are going to open, we have nothing to compare it to. Am I right?
[Natahimik ang audience at napaisip.]
KRIS: Oo nga, 'no?! Sige, Natalie, buksan mo na.
[Ang laman ng briefcase #7 ay piso. Palakpakan ang mga tao.]
KRIS: Good start! Ano 'yung next case mo ulit?
INDAY: Case# 24, please
KRIS: Chloe... buksan na...
[Sumigaw ulit ang audience ng, "LOWER! LOWER!"]
INDAY: (tahimik lang)
KRIS: Wait lang, guys. Inday, may nabuksan nang case, bakit hindi ka pa rin sumisigaw ng, 'Lower'?
INDAY: Oh my goodness, Kris! How long have you been doing this? Have you ever encountered a value that is lower than a peso in this game? Tell me, is there any value left lower than the one we just opened?
[Napaisip ulit ang audience at natahimik]
KRIS: Aarrgghh!!! Chloe, buksan na lang nga, pati na rin 'yung 12, 2, 15 and 20, buksan na rin para matapos na. (naiirita na)
[At sunud-sunod na ngang binuksan ang mga briefcase na pinili ni Inday.]
[Nag-ring ang phone.]
INDAY: Ahh, Kris... to save more time, can you tell Banker that I'm not interested in his first offer? In the history of this game of chance, I have yet to see someone accept a first offer from the Banker. It's quite pathetic and pretentious for contestants to pause and look around the audience as if asking for advice before ultimately rejecting the first offer. I mean, come on, isn't that a waste of airtime?
BANKER: Potahhh!!! [narinig sa set kahit sarado ang kuwarto ni Banker]
[Ito ang unang pagkakataon na marinig ng audience ang boses ni Banker sa Deal or No Deal.]
;D ;D ;D :( :( :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::)
^ pero come to think of it... tama naman talaga si Inday. especially dun sa first offer. whether nabuksan mo na yung mga 2M or hindi pa, either way tutuloy ka pa rin.
inspirational quote:
lahat ng problema may solusyon. kapag walang solusyon, wag mo na problemahin!
and
always remember kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo na lang sa kanila. bakit ka pa magpapakahirap? make life easier! ;D
anak nag-attend ng prom bumalik sa bahay at sobrang hiyang hiya:
anak: Dad sobrang nahiya ako!
dad: bakit anak?
anak: eh kasi sabi sa invitation BLACK TIE only. pagdating ko roon may suot pa silang iba... :o
ngongo and wife making love
ngongo: mukha mo mapute
wife:di naman ah
ngongo: mukha mo mapute!!!
wife: hindi nga sabi mapute eh!!!!
ngongo: (SUMISIGAW NA) ag sabi koh mukha mo mapute!!!!!!
-nagising ang anak-
anak: nay sabi ni tatay IBUKA MO MABUTE...naman eh, storbo kayong dalawa natutulog na ako!!!!!!!
fun fact from infection control:
annually, you would have shook hands with 6 men who have just masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Why is six afraid of seven????
Co'z seven ate nine (789).... :P
Nabusa ko pa to dun sa project ko nung highschool...
Mag asawa nagse sex
WIFE: Ancelmo, Ancelmo!!
HUSBAND: Hayop ka sinong Ancelmo sinisigaw mo dyan, Jun ang pangalan ko.
WIFE: Tanga, ang sabi ko ang cell mo nasa ilalim ng pwet ko nadadaganan masakit.
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I MISHU!
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sabi ng ngongo nung nakakita ng piso.
Nang-asar
Nang-asar ang college boy sa high school girl na sexy.
Sey ng college boy sa kasama, "Wow, pare! High school pa lang, pero ang boobs, college na!"
Narinig iyon ng high school girl kaya sumagot siya, "Ikaw, college na... pero ang ari mo, Grade 1 pa!"
MAID
Maid nakakita ng condom after sex sa couple.
maid: aNo to???????
amo: iNday wla sex sa nyong bukid??
maid: meron man sir, Pero hindi Ganito ka grabe pati balat na tanggal.....
--bangis--
May mga jokes ba kayo diyan? :-) Share naman! :-)
yung text mo sakin last time, na joke time ako dun! ;D
Quote from: noyskie on October 18, 2010, 01:58:59 PM
yung text mo sakin last time, na joke time ako dun! ;D
hahaha! na wow-mali ka dun! pati si josh, jude na joketime din dun. hehe!
A forwarded text:
Vice Ganda hinoholdap:
Holdaper: HOLDAP TO!
Vice: Tinatanong?
Holdaper: sabi ng holdap to eh!
Vice: so kelangan ipagsigawan?Bingi ako??Bingi ako??
Holdaper: sabing holdap to eh!!
Vice: paulit-ulit?Tanga ako?Unlimited?
Holdaper: Badtrip,makaalis na nga lang...
nadelete ko na kasi yung iba pang jokes. kakasend lang sa akin yan kaninang umaga.:)
Dodong: Hoy, Bugoy! Bagsak ka daw sa English!
Bugoy: Who telled you?!
hihihi
Sa Math Class...
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING napo! GINILING!!!
Hahaha! Pakopya ng jokes!! Hehehe!
Juan: Pedro, alam mo ba ung brief ko parang casette tape.
Pedro: Bakit naman?
Juan: Kase may SIDE A at SIDE B
Pedro: Ahh, ayos yan ah, Sakin naman parang movie.
Juan: WOW ah! mukang mas maganda yang brief mo ah?
Pedro: syempre naman kasi NOW ON IT'S 2nd WEEK !
Juan: :o
Sa isang Kindergarten Class :
Kinder: Teacher! Pag pinaghalo po ba yung Surf at Tide Powder, bubula?
Teacher: Oo naman! Parehas na panglaba yun eh.
Kinder: Ok po!
(Bumulong sa classmate)
Kinder: T***a ni teacher noh? Wala pa ngang tubig eh. Excited? Sayang tuition natin dito >:(
SUSPEK
HEPE:Anu ang Pagkakakilala mo sa suspek..?
TESTIGO:naka kulay orange na damit at yellow and buhok.
(Nag-Drawing ang Artist)
ARTIST:Hepe,hindi natin to kayang hulihin.
HEPE:Bakit nmn..?
ARTIST:Yellow ang buhok at naka-orange na damit kung hindi ito c NARUTO malamang c SON GOKOU ito...
HEPE: :o
***BIGTI
ANAK: Ma. si ate nagbigti sa banyo!
MAMA: Ha!?
*tumakbo papuntang banyo*
MAMA: wala naman ah
punyeta ka! wag kang magbibiro ng ganyan!
ANAK: haha joke lang sa kwarto sya nagBIGTI.
MAMA: :'(
@fox tnx hehe kopya lang galing sa ibang forums
*A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours ?
SON: At school *Robot slaps son* OK I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one ?
SON: Toy Story. *Robot slaps son again* OK, it was Day with a pron star.
DAD: WHAT ?! When i was your age i didn't even know that pron was ! *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA ! After all he's your son. *Robot slaps mom*
epic si mom :P
neneng:nanay!!nanay!!pinatambling ako sa iskul
(laking gulat)
nanay:huh?gaga,edi nkita nila panti mo!!
neneng:hahahaha!!!naisahan kita dun!!tinanggal ko kaya yung panti ko at nilagay ko sa bag ko!!!
nanay: beri good
My ttl0ng bampira sa bar.
RICH VAMPIRE:oorder ako ng fresh blo0d.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE:skn isang order na dnuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE:hot water nlang skn.
WAITER:bkit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE:nkpulot ksi aq ng napkin sa kanto.Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako...
MATH CLASS
GURO: Juan kung ako ay may 5 anak sa unang asawa 7 sa pangalawa at 3 sa pangatlo,, meron akong?
Juan: Kalandian po, isa kang karengkenn ma'am malandi ka haliparot pokpok kaldkarin makati mahilig pariwara imural...
GURO: umopo ka T-a-n-g I-n-a mo di ka makakapasa.....
***GAYA GAYA
Boy: Hello!
Girl: Hello!
Boy: Kumain ka na?
Girl: Kumain ka na?
Boy: Ginagaya mo ba ako?
Girl: Ginagaya mo ba ako?
Boy: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! :">
Girl: Oo. Kumain na ako. :P
(BUS hinold-up...)
HOLDUPER:rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!!!!
PROSTI:ako na lang po!maawa po kayo sa kanila!
LOLA:wehhhhhh....epal.......
lahat nga daw eh!PAKAILAMERA to!
badtrip.....
STUDENT: ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
ANTI PICK-UP LINES
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, GET OUT.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you a! lready have one?
HE: Shall we go see a m! ovie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: HIDING FROM YOu.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: DO NOT ENTER.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.
Ue, have you seen my profile status sa fb? Yung joke mo dito ginawa ko status. Hahaha. Benta sobra.
napatingin ako tuloy doc. haha. dagdag pa ako later. aalis lng muna saglit :)
Teacher: Juan i-english mo eto.
Juan: Wat mam?
Teacher: "Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang naglakad"
Juan: "The wak wak weak weak wok wok..."
hihihi
Gagawa daw ng movie si Prince Harry at Prince William... Ang title...
PRINCE HARRY AND THE HALF-BALD PRINCE
hahahaha!
CRAZY HOROSCOPES
Magagalit ang barker ng jeep sayo. Dahil pagkatapos nyang humiyaw ng malakas na malakas na: "AAAH! CUBAO! CUBAO! CUBAO!", itatanong mo sa pinaka inosente mong tono: --- "Manong, Cubao???"
"Wag mang-aayaw ng kapwa lalo na ng pangit... Kayo-kayo na nga lang mag-aaway pa kayo. Wag ganun"
"Lucky day mo kahapon. Sayang ngayon lang kita na inform. Sorry..."
At a beauty contest...
Host: "Ms. Isla-Hardinia, here is your question: What do you think is your edge among other contestants?"
Ms. Isla: "Good evening!" (confident smile)
"My edge is 21 years old. Thank you~!"
:P
Erap and GMA jokes. They never get old. ;D
Kung nag-Gay language lang sana sina GMA and Garci, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...
GMA: Hallooo Gracia!
Garci: Yes mother! Nachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek-ek!
GMA: Bonggacious! Eh yung mga tienes-tienes, carry na ba?
Garci: Winnie santos mama! Wiz na worry! Eclavou na ever!
GMA: Ang tarush! Babush!
Erap: Pre, ang bilis ko natapos buuin yung puzzle!
Juan: Talaga pare? Gaano kabilis?
Erap: 5 months!
Juan: Ang tagal naman!
Erap: Tanga! Anong matagal?! Nakalagay nga dito "For 3 years and up!"
ERap: Lintik na ibon yon... Iniputan ako!
Guard: Sir, sandali lang po kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan yung pwet non eh nakalipad na! Tanga ka talaga!
FVR: Erap, may gift ako sayo from India.... 10 feet na snake...
Erap: Ows! Niloloko mo ba ako!? Di ako ganon katanga...wala namang feet ang snake noh! Gagong Toh!
Erap calling emergency hotline: Please send help asap! My daughter is giving birth and turning blue.....
Operator: Calm down sir! Is this her first baby?
Erap: Gago! This is her father!
Erap: Tamad! Di ba sabi ko sayo diligan mo ang mga halaman!
Hardinero: Sir, umuulan naman po kasi eh!
Erap: Magpapalusot ka pa! Tanga!..... Eh di magkapote ka!
Erap: Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chicken bone!
Doctor: Is it choking?
Erap: No doc. It's Max's!
Doctor: I didn't mean Chowking. I said, are you choking?
Erap: No doc, I'm serious!
GMA: I'm planning to stop poverty and mass starvation.
Erap: Alam mo Gloria..yung poverty madaling pigilin... pero ang Masturbation...Aba eh magisip-isip ka muna... human rights violation yan!
Erap: Lintik na shampoo to ayaw bumula
Maid: Sir eh hindi pa po basa buhok niyo
Erap : eh for Dry Hair nga eh.
Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol... Taranta siyang lumabas na hubo't hubad......
Guard: Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin....
Erap: Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!
If this girl went to our area. Probably, her head will be placed on a pike and displayed outside.
Quote from: Luc on May 02, 2011, 06:47:09 PM
ANTI PICK-UP LINES
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, GET OUT.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you a! lready have one?
HE: Shall we go see a m! ovie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: HIDING FROM YOu.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: DO NOT ENTER.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.
warfreak ka naman, fin. pero yung spartan type na warfreak. pike kc ginagamit.
^^ hahaha! pero usually mga lalake ung namamatay sa area namin. mga siguro below 20s.
This should be merged again with the other thread.
Question: Ano ang apelido ni Denzel?
Answer: Weta
Question: Ano ang apelido ni Punisher?
Answer: Ranno
Question: Ano ang first name ni Janno?
Answer: Eduman
nice ctan! ;D
hanap ulit mga jokes pde i post dito
^^ oo nga bajuy, di ba madami ka jokes? hehehe!
Quote from: ctan on May 18, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
^^ oo nga bajuy, di ba madami ka jokes? hehehe!
di ko na mahanap yung link na yun.. :'(
may nakakatawa dun
mga bagong jokes waaa
hahaha!
hanapin mo na bajuy! para naman matawa tayo dito sa forums. malungkot kasi. ehehehe!
Q: Ano ang first name ni Diether?
A: Tirso Cruz
Q: Ano ang first name ni Nemo?
A: Sarahgero
benta yung mga first and last name jokes....
gusto ko pa!
hahahahahaha!!!!
Q: Ano apelido ni Sisa?
A: mistrit
ito kadiri lang..
boy1: pare ang brief ko parang cassette tape, pwedeng side A, pwedeng side B.
boy 2: wala yan sa brief ko, parang blockbuster... now on its second week!!
Quote from: bajuy on May 01, 2011, 06:37:37 PM
***GAYA GAYA
Boy: Hello!
Girl: Hello!
Boy: Kumain ka na?
Girl: Kumain ka na?
Boy: Ginagaya mo ba ako?
Girl: Ginagaya mo ba ako?
Boy: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! :">
Girl: Oo. Kumain na ako. :P
Hahahaha... ang cute nito... magamit nga... thanks!!! ;D
TATAY: mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles.. ang sinumang magpa dugo ng ilong ko at sa nanay nyo, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to ! klaro ba ?
ANAK: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran..
tatalikdan ang matatayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingian,
bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban..
TATAY: (tulala)
,mas dumugo il0ng..hahaha
Sa isang sari-sari store:
Bata: may ubas kayo?
Tindera: Wala.
Bata: may ubas kayo?
Tindera: Wala.
Bata: may ubas kayo?
Tindera: Wala nga! (nakukulitan na)
Bata: may ubas kayo?
Tindera: Wala nga!!! Ang kulit kulit mo ah! Isang beses ka pa magtanong kung may ubas kami, i-stapler ko na yang bibig mo!!
Umalis ang bata, bumalik after 5 minutes...
Bata: may stapler kayo?
Tindera: Wala.
Bata: may ubas kayo?
^^ wala ng ulo ung bata paguwe ng bahay..
~ thanks boomer. natawa ako, haha. ;)
HUSBAND: Hon, diba ang sabi ko, ang KATANGAHAN iniiwan sa bahay...
WIFE: Eh sira ulo ka pala eh... iniwan nga kita sa bahay, sama ka pa rin ng sama. Bwiset!
(basag!)
Your mom is so fat Dora can't explore her.
xD
^^ watda? hahaha.
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MAMA: Kaw bataa ka! Niadto kag gay bar no???
ANAK: Oo ma...
MAMA: Unsa may imong nakit-an nga dili nimo dapat makita?
ANAK: Si papa, kiat kaayo pirteng pakpak sa mga laki!
Hahahahaha!
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BATA: Ayooooooo! Papalita ko kanang world's number 1 shampoo.
TINDERA: Hurot na dong!
BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?
TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.
Hahahahaha! Laysho!!!
^ dq maintindihan ungjoke...
^ nagets ko naman yung joke. di ko nga lang makumpleto yung sinabi nung anak about sa dad niya..
haha pauso na talaga yung laysho.
^yup. same here.. nag-fall short xa sakn.. and to think that I am excited to read a funny joke.. nakaka-disappoint 2loy kc I didnt understand it fully.. Pkramdam q intsek ung kausap q kc word per word lng ang nagets q.
At ano ang 'laysho'? Hmm.. a gay-lingo term?
Hahahaha! Sorry naman marvin at angelo. Hahaha. Mahirap i-translate. Hahaha. Refer to this: http://www.pinoyguyguide.com/forums/index.php?topic=2455.0
Bisaya lahat yan, walang gay lingo. Hahaha.
ctan, ang hirap kase i-digest eh ng unfamiliar language.. hmm.. so laysho is a dialect word instead?
Quote from: ctan on June 05, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
MAMA: Kaw bataa ka! Niadto kag gay bar no???
ANAK: Oo ma...
MAMA: Unsa may imong nakit-an nga dili nimo dapat makita?
ANAK: Si papa, kiat kaayo pirteng pakpak sa mga laki!
Hahahahaha!
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BATA: Ayooooooo! Papalita ko kanang world's number 1 shampoo.
TINDERA: Hurot na dong!
BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?
TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.
Hahahahaha! Laysho!!!
Crude translation:
MAMA: Anak, pumasok ka sa isang gay bar ano?
ANAK: Opo ma...
MAMA: Ano ang nakita mo na hindi mo dapat makita?
ANAK: Si papa ma, napakalandi. Ang lakas ng palakpak para sa mga lalaki.
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BATA: Tao po, pabili!!!! Pabili po nung world's number 1 shampoo.
TINDERA: Ubos na.
BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?
TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.
Hahahaha. Sosyal!
^^ well, bumenta nmn sakn kahit onte..napa-smile nmn aq.
I wasnt' expecting na shampoo pla ung number 2...
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Girl: Ang gwapo ni Sir. Ano kayang gagawin ko para mapansin niya ako? Ah! Ilalagay ko kaya sa mesa panty ko.
Sir: Kaninong panty to?
Girl: Akin po <kinikilig>.
Sir: May tae
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Quote from: darkstar13 on September 02, 2012, 07:54:55 AM
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sana ganito talag commercial na to wahahaha saya siguro