Where I get best pinoy jokes?

Started by Aamirkh, June 16, 2019, 05:47:03 PM

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I found most famous tagalog and pinoy jokes here https://questionsgems.com/tagalog-joke/ I personally love this collection that's why I share with you.
Some examples from there -

Girl1: nag-dinner kami ng bf ko kagabi, grabe! na-impressed ako! Ang  laki ng resto at ang dami pang choices.
Girl2: talaga?! Ano pangalan ng resto?
Girl1: Foodcourt!

Baliw: Hello, check ko lang po kung may tao pa sa room 206?
Nurse: Ah, wala na po kaninang hapon pa. Bakit po?
Baliw: Uhm... wala naman, chinicheck ko lang yung nakatakas talaga  ako....

Sam and Piolo
Piolo: i just need 5 things in my life...some friends..  some food..  some work..  some love.. and Some  Milby..hehe ΓΌ
Sabi nmn ni Sam: i just need 5 things in life too..few work.. few friends.. few food.. few love.. and few-lo pascual!!  wahaha!

A husband coming home from a confession, suddenly he lifted his
wife and carried her.
Wife: Why did the priest tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross!

If only I'm an angel, I'll protect you, I'll lend you my wings. I'll
watch over you but I'm not an angel............ pero may hawig naman........,'DI
BA ?!?
With this message I would like to thank you for being such a nice
friend to me.... I really appreciate your goodness and truthfulness, especially
when you confirmed my.... CUTENESS !.