Your Quotes, her smile

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:07:37 PM

You can share your favorites quotes here:

-Love
-Joke
-Sad
-Inspirational

at kahit anong quotes pa na sa tingin nyo makakapagpasaya sa kanya or sa atin

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:14:09 PM

Teacher (asked a kid): If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1, how many would be left?

Kid: None, as others will fly.

Teacher: The answer is 4, but i like the way you think.

Kid: Mam! If 3 women are eating ice cream; 1Licking, 1Biting & 1Sucking, Who among them is married?

Teacher (Nervously answered): Well, the one sucking the cone.

kid: No! you're wrong. The one with wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think mam.

ehehe

-from jon

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:20:19 PM

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don't make it a habit bcoz I'm not free every night.

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:37:35 PM

"Its quite ironic that, in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong is the actually you weakness"

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:46:39 PM

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?!

Inday: because I don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothing ...

ehehe

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:56:16 PM

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 04:59:05 PM

Magsusuicide si pedro, pag akyat sa building pumikit at sinabi "Lord, please give me a sign!" Pag mulat ng mata, billboard ni NIKE: "JUST DO IT!"

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 05:06:43 PM

Isang gabi, sumakay ako ng jeep,

lahat ng pasahero ay nakatingin sakin. Walang umiimik.

Sinubukan ko magbayad pero pero hindi nila inaabot ang pera ko.

kinalibutan ako.

May isang matandang bumulong sakin

"Hindi ka dapat naririto, bumaba ka na bago ka magsisi"

Napalunok ako, "Ano hong ibig nyo sabihin?"

"Inarkila namin to!"

ehehe

from ctan

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 05:08:37 PM

"Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius

marvinofthefaintsmile · February 17, 2011, 05:09:19 PM

^^ I like this thread.

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 05:12:41 PM

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 05:13:12 PM

Quote from: marvinofthefaintsmile on February 17, 2011, 05:09:19 PM
^^ I like this thread.

share ka na.. ehehe.. ganito nagagawa ng walang magawa

niceako · February 17, 2011, 05:14:50 PM

Perhaps not to be is to be without your being
It follows that I am, because you are
It follows from "you are," that I am,
and we,
And, because of love, you will, I will,
We will, come to be

eLgimiker0 · February 17, 2011, 05:16:36 PM

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

eLgimiker0 · February 18, 2011, 10:46:03 PM

sa isang restaurant

Waiter: Sir, ano po yung order nyo?

Matandang Costumer: bigyan mo ako ng isang beef steak

Waiter: sige sir, wait lang po

(after 30mins)

Matandang Costumer(galit): WAITER!!!! Bakit ang tigas ng beef steak nyo?!

Waiter: (tinikman ang steak) Hindi naman sir ah.

Matandang Costumer: Malamang hindi na. Kasi kanina ko pa yan nginunguya..

Waiter:

ehehe

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